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i formatted my comp... so sad.. all my songs gonee

i spent the whole day doing the whole comp.. its so sian..

ok here's a joke...

an old lady went to a supermarket to buy 3 cans of cat food.. she goes to the counter and gets stopped by the cashier.

"sorry maam. you have to show proof that you have a cat.. cos our government says that old people have a tendency to eat the cat food.. i cant let u buy it unless you show me a cat."

the old lady, frustrated.. goes home to collect her cat and shows as evidence.. and walks off with her purchase.

the next day.. she went to the supermarket to buy 3 cans of dog food.. only to encounter the same scenario.

"sorry maam. please show proof that you have a dog. cos our government says that old people have a tendency to eat the dog food. i cant let u buy it unless u have a dog."

the old lady again, goes home to collect her dog and shows as evidence.. and walks off with the purchase.

the next day.. the old woman brings a bag to the cashier and asks her to dip her hand inside.

"what if its a python? you can't be telling me that you're here to buy snake food!"

"of course not! there is no snake food for sale anyway. trust me... its nothing dangerous."

the cashier.. dips her hand in and feels weird.. "aughh.. that feels like shit!"

"that's right. now can i get my toilet paper?"

hahas?!