RESIDENT EVIL

an old post i made with the class last time... super long story of rubbish with so many inside jokes... compiled them all together.. completely fictional and well.. somehow unoriginal.

damn long ago. it's already year 2 already.

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STORY IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL AND CAST IS COMPLETELY RANDOMIZED FOR DEATH TIMINGS.

Cast: DMC1A04(stars), other SP students
Lecturers

ok tis is a really lame story i came up with. so lets begin...

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[Chapter 1]

T2255

The setting will be ITB lesson.. Day is ending already.. One zombie dude(looks like one of

the 2nd year students) comes in and bites one of our classmates! FARID!! NOO!!!

T225 Corridor

SEEMS LIKE THE WHOLE CORRIDOR IS FULL OF ZOMBIES! WE HAVE TO ESCAPE!! WE HAVE TO GO DOWN TO

FC6 and not head the other way! lets get out of T2255!
Along the corridor, we see many zombies locked inside the other labs. we run quickly towards

the staircase and down to FOODCOURT 6.

FOODCOURT 6

Oh no! zombies are eating the food and crawling everywhere! Everyone is getting attacked. we

see antony, hui kam lin running towards us. ANTONY IS CAUGHT and gets attacked! Screams

"CALL YOUR PAYRENTS!!! THEY WONT BELIEVE THIS STO-RY!" hui kam lin, seeing antony in danger,

takes out her 2 M249 Machine Guns from under the sleeve (wth?!) and starts doing the rambo

action against the zombies.
"GOGO!! Get out of here!! I'll communicate these zombies out of here!!! "
Our class decides to head down to SAC, where there are possibly rifles(from those CCAS).

Then Bob and Alwyn sees TNB and hantu teh teh becoming zombies.. they go do the motorboat

action across.. u know. So the two of them gets killed, and become zombies.

SB FOYER

OK.. the stupid HIGHWAY BLUES song from the stupid kiosk is still playing.. And DTP studio

is on fire. Doris(I dunno) is piling up some of the really dead bodies and putting them in

an artistic manner. The fucker dude, Edmund is still there laughing and thinking this is all

a game. Right. We pick up a security guard's baton as a weapon, and also brooms, frying

pans(from FC6). For now, the alive team are
GENE, DONG, JH, 6 SISTAS, JESSICA, HUIJIE, THERESA, PEWEN.(Jasmine gone to pick up phone

call. Farid kena bitten first, Bob and Alwyn at tnb and hantu teh teh)

we see buddha-head downstairs in shock.
a conversation take place.

BUDDHA-HEAD(random): if i ever become a zombie...
GENE(random): SHUT UP! (whack whack whack until die)

OK continue.
Seems like we still can't escape yet. We still see some zombies outside SP. its already 6:45

pm.. Kinda dark already. SP kena barricaded liao. No way out unless we find one. Then

suddenly we see 05 come out. CL goes to rescue [SEXYGIRLS].. Then they both die together.

More people dead. Punani man, shaun goes to join alwyn and bob at TNB and hantu teh teh.

It seems that we are too big a group. So we split up.

GENE+6sistas.(unequipped)
DONG+theresa, huijie, jessica, pewen. (this team is better equipped with more weapons. dong

has brought gene's classical guitar.

CHAPTER 1 END.

TBC

PS. the setting of cast is completely randomized. no personal attacks.. honest.


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[Chapter 2A]

OK, this is team GENE+6SISTAS. The DONG team will head for CLS to concoct an antidote, or

antivirus to counter the viral infection. GENE team will go to the SAC to go collect rifles

from the CCA clubs, then rendezvous at FOODCOURT 2 (MAC).

W14 Workshop

Team GENE heads along the engineering labs of W14 and picks up a few heavy weapons(tools) to

equip. SHUTTER shuts on us.. And we rest..

Seems like we hear some moan(not Joan) from the background! Guess who we see! It's
Alice Tang! As a zombie of course!! At this point we are given a critical decision:

A)RUN
B)ATTACK
C)SCREAM FOR HELP
D)VON's way

we chose D.. So von takes out a wrench.. Whoa that ain't enough! She takes out a BAZOOKA

(where did that come from) and fires! BOOM! All the centre lathes and drills drop. Joan,

Suffy, Rachel, Yin and Nisa pick up the drills and drills Alice Tang! Drill eye, tongue,

mouth, chest.. Everywhere.. All the hatred is channelled at Alice Tang. Gene sits and

watches and plans the next move. 8:30 pm. We are supposed to meet DONG team at 11:45 pm. We

read a few documents inside the lab office. Seems like the lab technicians have been worried

for a while.. The countless number of garbage trucks that pass by, with the disgusting

stench.. What has been going on? Time to leave W14, seems dangerous.

Outside W14 workshop

OK, now GENE team is equipped with drills and wrenches. The bazooka was a one time thing

against Alice Tang. So we chiong out.. Then suddenly Nisa sees one of her dudes.. Those

malay dudes. HEY I KNOW YOU! BUT YOU'RE A ZOMBIE!!! DRILL!!! So we just drill the dude down.

Nisa has just been forced to kill her friend. School is completely dark since the power

loss.. We head towards FC5.

FC5

KFC is a mess! chickens everywhere.. And the printing lady is dead, duh. So we look around

and try to search for new weapons. our Drills are also running low on batteries. We better

find new weapons.. Swimming pool's got a weird monster swimming around. What the??? We had

better avoid that area for now. Suddenly!!

ARGH!!! ITS MAHINDRAN!! Or what looks like Mahindran.. The face is the same, but the body

has been severely mutilated.. It has increased in size tremendously and has like super

strength. he picks up a chair and throws. Nearly hits gene but misses! Phew. Runs again!

Suddenly Rachel BURPS. What the? Mahindran gets a shock and runs away. OK, seems he's afraid

of burps. The ultrafrequency killer.

Walk across auditorium. We are now at SAC. We see some students gathered there. seems like

Fairuz and Mrs goh(she drove her Toyota Camry there quickly after Farid got bitten) are

there too. Fairuz is lying(as usual) about some secret passage out of school. We take a rest

there.

CHP 2A TBC. CHP2B coming soon...

FICTIONAL

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[Chapter 2B]

As team GENE rested at W14, team DONG, who had the brains, went to CLS. CLS is very far from

SB, so it's better for them to equip more. Dong uses gene's classical guitar strings and

makes a bow. He cuts the wood from the classical guitar and makes arrows. Marksmanship! The

rest of Jessica, Hui Jie, Pewen and Theresa carry brooms for attacking purposes.

FC4

Oh, lookie It's Jasmine. Seems she has called for help. Luckily her phone sitll got

reception.. what.. CELCOM.. Wah. isn't that malaysian line?? FC4 also in a mess. Already

8:45 pm. FC4 also very dark. Team DONG sees a faint figure leaving the FC.. Fast. Definitely

alive. WAIT! No response.. Hmm. Suspicious dude.
Dong finds more wood and makes arrows. Uh oh.. A monster appears! its Mahindran! Argh!

Throws and throws more tables. hits Theresa (KILLED). The remaining 4 of them leaves.

Mahindran throws another table and this time, Pewen is caught in the blast. Gets hit and

(killed) they will have to run. They escape quickly outside FC4 and head to the convention

centre.

Outside Convention Centre
Cool, luckily the Mahindran beast.. Or it seems to look like NEMESIS from Resident Evil 3.

They have safely escaped. Time to head into the convention centre.. Good resting place..

Outside, they see a few more zombies, lurking in the shadows.. Hmm, it's safer to hide. So

into the convention centere they go.

Convention Centre

Oh, ain't that Edison? What luck. Von would wish she was here. Convention centre has a few

survivors, wounded and battered. It seems some comlink is established between SAC and

convention centre.. Everyone is trying to find a way out of the barricaded compound. Fairuz

is trying to tell us of a secret passage (lying again) via comlink. Hmm. the in-charge of

the convention centre seems to be none other than Lee Chong Hwa. He is considering the

methods and the zombie consumer behaviour.. How they can possibly devour our bodies and etc

etc. Right. Team DONG doesn't need to know. But the mission must go on. CLS must be reached.

Outside convention centre

BETTER MOVE FAST! Seems like a fire is building up at FC4.. the blaze is just horrifying.

some zombies are attracted.. Better make use of this time and head to CLS.. Still a far

journey! Team DONG sees a few more people getting bitten.. dunno whether to help.. But just

move on. Dong loads one arrow.. It's all or nothing.. HEADSHOT!!.

WAIT!! THAT DUDE WAS ALIVE!.

Team DONG heads to the FC3 area and reinforce themselves. they approach SAC to meet up with

others to give a report.

anyway.. TBC

CHP2B ended

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[Chapter 3]

Since most of us managed to get together.. Here are the survivors.. If you last recall.

(Edited some death timings and stuff)

Team DONG has Dong, Jessica, Hui Jie, Jasmine.
Team GENE has full life.. gene+6sistas. But the story will continue.

INSIDE SAC

We are gathered together under the orders of Lee Chong Hwa, Deputy Director of SB. Seems

like some clown planted a viral bomb in Mahindran's office.. And infused the deadly T-virus

into his body. It bloats him up completely, making him near invulnerable. But everyone is

still unconscious of the fact that BURPS scare Mahindran. Burpophobia.. Hmm...

Time to search for more items around this SAC.
We walk around.. CSCC has a few documents and letters.. Which mention about some of the

students getting worried about what is going on around the CLS. More and more pungent

stenches from the bins. More evidences shows that there was a student who was walking around

the basketball courts attacking basketball players. He was stopped violently after like 4

gunshots over his body.

SQUASH COURTS

the squashies girls (Joan, Rach, Yin) head to squash courts to find for items and search

around a bit if got survivors. They still have drills with them.. New batteries from the

Popular Bookshop and co-op shop at FC5. Squash players are found lying all over the floor...

Some are locked inside the courts and are trying to escape the zombies.. The locked ones

include VCOS and Mekko.. Poor zombies.

Time now is already 11:45 pm. Really dark and late. And tired.

INSIDE SAC

Meanwhile, Suffy, Nisa and Von are sitting and resting at SAC. Team DONG is waiting and

planning their next move.. Ready to move. Gene sits in a corner, picks up a guitar from the

guitar club and plays a sad melody of.. HIGHWAY BLUES.

OUTSIDE SAC

11:55 pm. Time to proceed with mission. Enough rest. Team DONG leaves for CLS.. Suddenly..

SCREAMS! Mahindran is back! Rachel hasn't got a drink and can't burp yet. Looks like its

running. NEMESIS has become bigger and badder.. Growing more and more unstable. SWIPES!

Jessica, Theresa, Hui Jie and Jasmine are sliced and diced. Dong shoots an arrow.. No avail!

Bounces off! Seems like at this rate we ain't gonna make it out alive.

convo:

Yin: Looks like I have to sacrifice myself! Go guys!
Joan: No need!! We can escape!!
Yin: NO!! At this rate we will never escape! Go go!!
Gene: We're counting on you, Yin!

Yinzai now reaches limit break.. And UNLEASH her inner power! GASP! KUAN YINMA (goddess of

mercy)! Unstable power control.. And she uses the spell, 'Thousand Hands of Mercy' on

NEMESIS!! NEMESIS is blinded by the light! EXPLOSION! Dong gets caught in the blast and

dies. FRIENDLY FIRE! He escapes.. Being unstable.. Yin explodes and becomes unconscious.

Sianz. Her body vanishes slowly.. Spiritual disapparation???

TBC

now survivors are only GENE+5 sistas. SUFFY, RACH, VON, JOAN, NISA.

more to die.. coming soon.

CHP 3 ends

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[Chapter 4]

SAC (after explosion)

Since 5 sistas and Gene left, we have not much time left. The zombies are attracted to the

flames of the blast, and we have to move quick.
the survivors left are

Gene (UNSTOPPABLE) haha..
Suffy
Rachel
Nisa
Von
Joanie

Time to make a move. We have to move fast! Pick up what ever items are available.. We find

some first aid sprays.. Some more items.. Such as a sword (fake one.. from wushu, but may

prove useful), 2 hockey sticks, 2 automatic air rifles and a halberd(wushu again).
equip status:
Gene and Von: air rifle
Suffy and Nisa: hockey stick
Joanie: sword
Rachel: halberd
Move on. We get out of the SAC area of flames.

TENNIS COURTS.

Now to our shock!! There are quite a number of zombies! We have to fight a bit across! Argh!

Nisa gets bitten! Shit! We have to help her.. We pull her out.. Joan gets bitten

accidentally.. We chiong towards main library, quick! We have to stop there.. let's rush!!

OUTSIDE MAIN LIBRARY

Wow, the main library is also in a mess.. Seems like NEMESIS just passed by.. There are 2 or

3 zombies.. Suffy and Joan, supporting Nisa, while Gene, Rachel and Von attacks the

zombies.. Hammering them away. Rachel using the halberd, does a GUAN YU (He's Chinese war

hero in Romance of the Three Kingdoms) finisher! FEI LONG ZAI TIAN! HHEEEYYAAHH!!! Zombies

die! we head into main library.

MAIN LIBRARY

Ahh! Survivors! Lucky us! They can attend to us. Alicia Keys lar.. Ayumi lar.. Some 03 dudes

and 02 dudes are there.. We see Dave there, sleeping.. Obviously tired. Poser is also

there.. Slacking and playing his skateboard. What fucking time is it to play a skateboard?!

We attend to Nisa's condition. Unfortunately, her condition is worse.. At this rate she's

gonna turn into a zombie.. Nisa says.. That we must end her torment.. so we have to kill her

in this state before she turns on us.. No choice.. we come to a critical decision..
[play sad music]

NISA IS SHOT. and KILLED.

Seems like Joanie is getting infected.. We have to hurry up and concoct the antivirus. We

leave quick. Alicia Keys sings us one of her fave songs.. To boost our morale.. Then Ayumi

starts talking jap and blahblahblah

OUTSIDE LIBRARY

Where to go now?? PANICKY PANICKY! Argh!!! We are restocked and healed.. We try to bandage

Joan's bite. She is becoming more and more feverish. Have to cover her quick. Now everyone

carries handguns.. The rifles no bullets liao. Chiong ar!

OUTSIDE CLS. T1

The aura of death surrounds me. Seems that this place will have the weirdest beasts that

will ever be formed! We have to head in soon.

CLS BLOCK

I dunno is T what, but anyways, it seems that the block is totally shut away. No entrance to

anywhere.. We have to find keys and all that.. We search the guardpost for keys.. Avoiding

any zombies if possible..

One document reads.. The guards have quickly secured the building after hearing several

screams..Also.. The chemicals have become to unstable and deadly.. They have to lock the

buildings.. and head towards Maritime Academy to maybe find a submarine outta SP. YA RIGHT!

hahaha.. But no doubt they will have gone to SMA there to find some stuffs. Besides got

workshops there and also harpoons for the ships. Perfect weapons. next destination: SMA

TBC

CHP4 end.

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[Chapter 5]

OUTSIDE S.M.A(Singapore Maritime Academy)

The stench of death surrounds us. what lies beyond this horrible place. what abt the water

monster lurking at the FC5 swimming pool? could similar monsters be lurking in this area? as

our hearts beat, we pushed on.
equip status
Gene:handgun
von:handgun
rachel:halberd
suffy:handgun
joan:handgun

let's go in!

S.M.A LEVEL 1

eh! its brandon! what's he doing here?! he's got a few survivors with him. some from the

block, some from SB(harry potter).. some lecturers(dennis ng).. etc etc. it seems they too

tink that there is really a submarine to get out of SB from there.. except its from the

basement.. and they are all tired. they will need to get in safely.. but they aren't

equipped. moans can be heard from beyond the door leading to the S.M.A basement.

brandon joins party.

brandon has laptop. he apparently has ability to survey the whole of S.M.A schematics! he

tapped into school network using his intranet acct.. hmm. how he do tt.. anyway.. with his

laptop we can get ard this place easier. time to look for keys to break across the door

leading to the basement. let's go!

STAIRCASE LEADING TO S.M.A LEVEL 2

2 zombies.. and trouble.. seems there is a crashing sound outside SMA! could it be the

NEMESIS? joan is feeling even more feverish. we have to move fast.. rachel helps with a

MUSOU: KUANG LONG CHU HAI! whoa. two zombies get burnt to death! haha! let's move

conversation:

BRANDON:" QUICK!!! LETS GO UP ONE LEVEL! THERE IS A BODY PUMP ROOMS WHICH WE CAN FIND KEYS

IN! THE LAPTOP SAYS SO!"
FOM grp(gene, rach, joanie):"..."

then brandon clumsily trips and rolls down the stairs.. and two zombies barge in the door

and eat his face! argh! brandon dies. we shoot the zombies and analysed the body. lucky

project done.
brandon is ejected from party.

SMA LEVEL 2 CORRIDOR

many locked doors. the place is a complete mess. dead bodies everywhere.. we see posters of

taufik ard.. yes he was a student ard here.. locked doors.. aha!

BODY PUMP ROOM

hmm. just as brandon said, there are keys tt can unlock the basement door.. hmm den

suddenly..
CRASH! WINDOWS CRASH!
actually the laptop software came down.. seems like the software cant be used.. we cant

analyse the map anymore.
REAL!CRASH!WINDOWS!CRASH!
ok. this is really bad.. its..

N E M E S I S

now he looks bigger and badder..we run around the room to avoid its attacks..it takes a

swipe.. barely misses joan! joan gets a small cut on her bite area.. the pain is insane!

gene shoots 2 or 3 shots at Nemesis.. den nemesis changes target to gene.. von suffy and

rach help joan out of the place.. we run ard the body pump room.. and quickly back down to

the level 1.

S.M.A LEVEL 1

what the?! complete chaos.. dennis is reliving his OCS moments.. picking up a handgun and

shooting the zombies.. but nemesis is dropping by! dennis sees his boss and is shocked.. he

always wanted a pay-rise.. but now.. in e end.. he will die like team dong.. SWIPE!
harry potter(freak) tries to avoid this battle.. tries to cast a spell. conversation

harrypotter:"time to cast a spell! RIDDIKULUS!"

silence

gene:"man, ur ridiculous!"
shoots him down.

then.. with our stroke of luck.. BURRPPPP!
nemesis flees from battle.

hurray. now we got out of this trouble.. we go down to SMA basement just as the security

documents say.

SMA BASEMENT 1

hurray. finally the KEYS TO CLS! yes. now quickly make the concoction.

argh! the pain for joan is unbearable! she feels she is losing her form. she cant take it

anymore.. and with that.. she runs away from our team. she fears the destruction she may do

to us if she stayed.. and i tink surely she didnt want to die in our hands.. wahahah..

and our part is over..

meanwhile joan heads somewhere and rests.. and meets.. the MASTERMIND.
convo takes place

JOAN: YOU!! YOU ARE THE..

MASTERMIND(M.M): YES YES.. NOW, I CAN FREE YOU FROM THIS PAIN. I HAVE THE ANTIVIRUS HERE..

BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR ME. I'LL MAKE YOU LIVE.

JOAN:WHAT CAN U GIVE ME?! I WORK FOR U GOT CCA POINTS?!
M.M:I GIVE U BEST PRICE! 6 PTS!

end of chp5.

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[Chapter 6]

A recap of last chapter's events. The betrayal of JOAN to M.M. The truth of M.M is revealed

today!!!
equip status
GENE: harpoon gun(from SMA)
VON: dual handgun
RACH: halberd
SUFFY: blade of alacrity(hint: dota weapon)

CLS

Time for the antivirus. Hmm, But no recipe.. How? Well.. I guess this place should have some

antivirus of some sort for us, considering it is CLS. We'll just try to cock up some drink

that will stop our viral infection rate(theory: We are all infected, but at a very very slow

rate. Cuts and blood infection speeds up). Time to go into this hellhole.

CLS lobby

Wow. The usual mess.. Plus 2 or 3 zombies lurking around in the corners.. RACH does another

set of cool moves which I have no point in naming.. SUFFY does a twin blade slash across a

zombie.. GENE reserves his harpoon for the critical moment.. VON pulls a trigger happy

moment on a zombie. Let's search the desks for documents.
WHAT LUCK! The concoction for antivirus. it's attached with a note. Seems like some of the

teachers here have been aware of the viral infection and have been quickly ordered by [name

has been erased off] to come up with a quick antivirus. The payment is alot of money. Wow!!

This person must be really rich.

[Gene: IM BACK!]

CHEM. PROCESS. TECH. LAB

LOTS OF CHOCOLATES! Well.. CPT specialises in food stuffs.. The science of it., and they

made chocolate, real edible ones. We walk in.. What the hell is that? Is that a new zombie?

STATS:

Name: HUNTER
Height: 5ft-6ft
Weight: 70kg
Speed: Fast
Attack:Poison claw Swipe(instant death), acid spew

It ain't a zombie.. Its an animal!! Most probably infused with the T-Virus unstably. It has

frog-like features, but it walks on two legs. we have to fight this thing!

GENE shoots one harpoon.
GENE misses.
HUNTER jumps around the wall.
RACH does FEILONGZAITIAN. Misses.
VON does trigger happy.. Shoots everything.. Lands a few shots.
HUNTER jumps and swipes GENE, barely misses!! GENE is cut across the arm.
SUFFY spins blade of alacrity and throws at HUNTER.
HEADSHOT.

Phew. What a battle. Obviously for GENE, harpoon is a heavy weapon. And look at how the heck

we fought this thing.. it's damn hard. we'll have to try to avoid these. What if there were

more of these freaks? Anyway. I think CLS will surely have some weirder stuff. This is gonna

be one hell of a long trip in CLS.

Classroom

OK, nothing much here, except for a few dead bodies. Really dead, not zombies. We find some

documents here.. Hmm, what's this! It's a photo of some guy(face blurred) in the lab doing

some weird concoction. Anyway, that lab has become our destination. The biotechnology lab...

CLS second floor corridor

OK, we found the biotech lab, but its locked. What news... No keys, as it is bolted. The

door is totally sealed tight, metallic surface and bullet-proof. We'll have to find another

way around. There's an air vent, but it's too small, only VON (coz after JOAN, VON is

smallest size wan) can go through. Well. VON goes in lorz.. And we tell her to be careful

and open the door at the other side. Now we'll see from VON's perspective. The rest of us

will wait for her to open the door.

[VON's MISSION]

Airvent

[von edit (coz gene can't write out how I really talk like] "Wa biang, this bloody vent darn

tight la. Can't breathe sia... Sheesh why am I the only one to squeeze through this crap..

if JOAN was here, I no need to climb like some mad ass in here la, kanasai -.-... OK, I see

the light, chiong through this damn tight hole!"

Biotech Lab

"Woo~ finally out of here. can breathe le, hooo... KYAAA~~~~ (VON switches to crazy fangirl

mode, screaming) AHAHA!!! Why so many KEITA (that guy from w-inds., you know~~) posters all

over the place? What sia?? Haha heck don't ask so much!! Just TAKE ALL!! La la la~~ [CRASH!]

Kaoz, what's that sia? Oi, you who??
A shadow appears. short, but looks really muscular. Hmm? Looks real familiar.
Then, it approaches and gets bigger.. My gosh! It looks like NEMESIS!! Except, there is

something special about this creature.

Convo

VON: JOAN! What happen to you?!
JOAN: I GET BEST PRICE! 6 CCA PTS!
VON: ZZZ.. Are you Maad!

Let the battle begin.

VON takes out her two 9mm handguns.
JOAN takes out her claws(more like shows them)
VON shoots two bullets.
JOAN dodges. What speed!
VON fires a few more bullets.
JOAN sidesteps, and appears in front of VON. Punches VON.
VON loses her guns.
JOAN walks towards VON. Claws extending out more. SHARP SIA! HELP LEH!!!
VON uses kungfu. (time for some naruto!)
VON uses kage bunshin no jutsu
VON and shadow attack JOAN. JOAN swipes. Shadow disappears.
VON lands super kick (von edit: wth, wwe ar) on JOAN's face. JOAN is hurt.
VON picks up one of her guns. Shoots two bullets. Hits JOAN in the arm.
JOAN feels pain, but is still strong. Picks up a table and throws at VON.
VON escapes by jumping away, and shoots three bullets, click, reloads gun..
JOAN jumps, spinning kick!! VON's hit in the face.(VON is losing!!! OMG!) Spits blood.

Pui...
VON activates her Sharingan (what the?!) and does Dai Senpuu Kyaku
JOAN takes a super hit! VON gets ready, makes a seal of the Tiger.
KATON! GOUKYAKKU NO JUTSU! ( you know sasuke do one?)
JOAN gets burnt! End of JOAN.

End battle

OK, seems like JOAN sold out her soul to M.M. No choice but to defeat her, coz she's has

become our enemy. VON opens the door. Back to all of us again.

BIOTECH LAB

What the hell happened?! How come this dude look like JOAN? VON you defeated de ar?? Wah! !

@@ OK, SUFFY, we need your help! Make us the antivirus.. Then we mix all the chemicals lar..

Nitrous Chloride, Methanol, Carbon Hydrate, Sodium Carbonate, etc etc.. And voila!

Antivirus! Time to make for all 4 of us. Just then a figure appears at the door.

Convo

M.M: I see you all have come up with the antivirus.,,
GENE: Who are you?
M.M: I am the mastermind. I have all the power, the money, and the ability to control

NEMESIS. What have you?
SUFFY: Don't tell me..
RACH: He's...
ALL: Mr .LEE(C.H)[name abbreviated for safety reasons]!!!
GENE: OK, this is freaking me out..
M.M: Of course. I studied its consumer behaviour. It will never attack me. I have a scent

that repels it
SUFFY: Argh, but why?
M.M: I can sell this to governments and I'll make millions out of it! How well can I market

it!
GENE: But it doesn't make any sense!! You're already rich enough!!
M.M: I want more!! And now you all have made the antivirus for me, I can sell it too!

NEMESIS!
RACH: My gosh, You actually activated the T-virus on your boss!! You're sick..
M.M: Flattered..

And with that, M.M runs away. NEMESIS in the house. My gosh, time to fight this thing. RACH

can't burp.. No water... Zzzz..

Convo

GENE: K, this dude is mine. you guys run along, and eat the antivirus. Find a way out of

here, and when I'm done with this dude, I'll kill M.M later.
VON: Siao ar! It's NEMESIS leh!"
GENE: Oh please, he's nothing. Besides i control this story(WAHAHAHA). GO!

And now, the others escape. Time for the fight of the lifetime! It's GENE vs NEMESIS.

Battle begins

GENE fires harpoon. Hits target in shoulder.
NEMESIS calls in a HUNTER (wtf?!)
GENE has to fight this HUNTER first.

GENE ninjutsu time.
GENE: CHIDORI!
HUNTER swipes, totally misses.
GENE: Crap, my hand really hurts from the first HUNTER's swipe. zzzz!!
NEMESIS comes in now..
GENE pushes HUNTER away.
NEMESIS swings a fist of fury!
GENE jumps away.
GENE does multi-kicks and punches on NEMESIS' face. NO EFFECT har.
NEMESIS picks up GENE by the neck.
GENE struggles! is this the end??(of course not. I'm the writer)[von edit: but i edit so u

can die mwhahaha]
GENE breaks the hold in time by pulling on the harpoon. NEMESIS winces.
GENE runs to the next location across the corridor of CLS level 2; the MLT2.

MLT2

GENE: Wow, I need a breather. NEMESIS is powerful. I really overestimated my abilities.

BAM. NEMESIS comes in. OK, time to get serious again.
Battle begins

GENE releases rasengan! Never retain properly, NEMESIS is pushed back.
NEMESIS picks up a bench and throws at GENE. Missed.
GENE picks up a pen lying on the floor.. Swings at NEMESIS.. Cuts into the neck and pen ink

flushes in.. NEMESIS stumbles a bit.
GENE takes the chance.. Attack!
GENE picks up one of the broken tables and whacks into NEMESIS' head. Table breaks.
NEMESIS swings gene away.
GENE hits the computer.. And what the hell...

It plays a soundtrack.. but the computer hangs, so it keeps playing.. It's a BURP!! On

playback!
NEMESIS can't endure the sound.. He is confused.
GENE: Time to finish this.. use all my CHAKRA.. Spell of the Hayashi Clan...
KATON! GOUKYAKKU NO JUTSU!!
GENE: Crap.. I burnt myself.. But at least NEMESIS is dead.. Argh!! I feel faint. My end...

The whole MLT is in flames... Haiz... Time to go on and find YIN and the others. Zz sian.

good luck hor VON, SUFFY & RACH.

END OF CHP6

EDITOR (that's me VON) NOTES: OK I'm sure some readers don't know what are those words in

italics. So I shall explain each to you guys.

Sharingan: An eye skill that allows the bearer to read through moves and increases the power

of bearer
Dai Senpuu Kyakku: Martial arts move, whirlwind kick
Rasengan: A spell in which the caster is able to gather great pressure in his hands and use

the pressure to attack enemies.
Chidori: A spell like Rasengan, except instead of pressure, it's the power of lightning..

Very destructive
Katon Goukyakku No Jutsu: katon means fire element. So in all it means fire breath
Chakra: Term for power or energy
Hayashi Clan: Hayashi is actually me and GENE's jap surname so ya you get it doncha... So

it's why we both can do ninja spells and all..

geesh editing is hard work gotta change the color and all so it doesn't confuse ppl...

purple is skills, red is gal, blue is guy, brown is villian, green (different shades) for

monsters


TBC

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[Chapter 7]

The final chapter of the Resident Evil DMC style. You guys waited for it! And now you have

it!
survivor equip list:
VON: dual handguns (low ammo) and fire axe.
RACH: halberd
SUFFY: twin short swords/ knives

Since they have concocted the antivirus.. They will drink of it... Now that weird feeling of

hunger will dissapate. They have to get out now. but first, M.M.

[Editor(GENE): I will write it as if its VON's perspective. VON you can edit the text in

your own type manner.]
[Editor VON: ok~~ btw can i change to me surviving?? haha kidding la]

Outside CLS

What the?! It's becoming very tiring. Time now is 4.55am. Crap, its frigging stuffy now. We

have to reach M.M and kill him.. Before he even gets away with the truth. Chiong ar!
6 zombies around the corner. We have to fight two each.

Battle begins

VON shoots her guns at a zombie. no more ammo. switch to fireaxe. first zombie dies.
VON dodges a swipe from other zombie, and uses the axe to swing across its head. INSTANT.

RACH uses her halberd to deflect multiple swings of the zombie. Suddenly another zombie

grabs her from behind!! (oh no) Was about to bite her neck but she swings the halberd into

the zombie's face. Zombie dies. Second zombie comes but RACH dodges and hammers it down.

SUFFY runs at top speed and slices dices out of the two zombies. WICKED SICK!

FC2

M.M stops, and eats a weird pill.. Suddenly!! He becomes just like NEMESIS! wtf wtf wtf wtf.

Three on one.. this is a better chance. Ohohoho~~ Kill him!!

SUFFY & VON distract M.M-Nemesis.
RACH takes out a water bottle and starts drinking water (you guess why)
SUFFY has extremely low reach due to short swords.
SUFFY dashes forward and tries to stab. misses and M.M-Nemesis picks her up.
VON is rushing towards MM-Nemesis.
M.M-Nemesis throws SUFFY at VON.
M.M-Nemesis now approaches RACH.
RACH tries to run. M.M-Nemesis throw a table at her. Misses.
RACH throws away the halberd at M.M-Nemesis. Pierces his left leg.
VON & SUFFY rush forward..VON swings her heavy axe into the left leg. Hacks it away!
SUFFY stabs the right leg. M.M-Nemesis falls due to lack of balance.
M.M-Nemesis hand-stands and starts to spit out some weird liquid. Misses(wah the girls

agility super high sia) Upon notice, the liquid melts away some tables.

Spew spew spew.. Nearly touches RACH. RACH's yellow adidas waterbottle melts.
(naruto time)
VON does her special: KATON! GOUKYAKKU NO JUTSU!
fire breath! Shit now whole FC2 burning like F**K!
Seems like the stupid acid was flammable. Now the mess. And horror.
M.M-Nemesis one handstand and the other hand picks up (another) table and throws at SUFFY.

HIT.
VON picks up SUFFY's knives and throws randomly. BULLSEYE! into the eye literally..
M.M-Nemesis is defeated.

Wow. What a battle. but SUFFY is hurt, badly. Just then.. Someone appears. It's FAIRUZ!

convo

VON: Walaoz wth?
FAIRUZ: You guys are still alive? Why aren't you all getting out?
RACH: Why are you still here anyway?
FAIRUZ: was looking for the Mastermind. Seems like he started all this rubbish.
ALL 3: .....
FAIRUZ: What? You girls don't believe me?
all 3 nod heads.
FAIRUZ: OK, fine.. i'll tell you the REAL REAL REAL truth now.. I'm not really a lecturer.

I'm from Interpol Special Forces. (editor von: like real only sia, if fairuz sees this

she'll laff her ass off la my god zzz)
all 3 peng together.
FAIRUZ: OK la.. I never really lie what.. Look! I was trying to spice up the class

environment.. Didn't know you all will take it so seriously.
VON: Fine.. Aiya heck la. Can get us out or not. Now SUFFY like that also very jialat.
FAIRUZ: Say you all will believe me first.
RACH: Okokok.. Get us out of here.
FAIRUZ: I called for a helicopter to evacuate us at the top of Singtel Tower. There is a

secret passage shortcut there, I'm not lying.
FAIRUZ pulls up a drain cover
FAIRUZ: Get in. this passageway will lead us to FC5. We got to hurry. I scheduled the

chopper to arrive at 1845. We don't have much time.. It's already 1725. Let's go!

SECRET PASSAGE

OK, we better hurry up. No choice but to follow FAIRUZ liao. We don't have any other options

since the whole place is heavily barricaded. Move move move move move. Since this is really

a secret passage.. No zombies. me(VON) & RACH carry SUFFY while FAIRUZ leads the way.

FC5

EDITOR(gene): ok third person now. from my view(of a dead player)

As the three of them get out of the hole.. The Singtel Tower stood before them. Let's climb

up and get the hell out of here.. Quite a lot of moaning(not joaning) is heard. Have to be

quick.
Just then..
Isn't that techno?!
Does that mean.. YINZ is alive?
VON releases SUFFY..

convo

VON: Eh! Skali is YINZ!
RACH: Impossible! She can't be here!
VON: But techno leh! Who else will listen sia!!
SUFFY :VON...
RACH: Come on, let's get out of here VON!
VON: You guys go ahead. FAIRUZ lead them up.. I see whether is it YIN or not. Besides, look

at the number of zombies. I'll hold them for you even if YIN isn't here.
RACH: But..
FAIRUZ: Come on, no time no time!

The rest of them head towards the top of the Singtel Tower. The chopper is heard.

VON goes and fights the zombies.. Axe and knife in hand.. She swings and cuts multiple

zombies along the way..
Please.. Let it be YIN...

As she approaches the techno.. It would seem that there were more and more zombies.. VON's

stamina is lacking out.. She fights her way around.. Only to find out.. It wasnt YIN at all.

it was just a stereo and a dead beng lying there listening to it..

SIAN 1/2! [editor von: puke blood sia walaoz how did you think of this sia my god x_X]

Then, VON fights her way around.. Uses up all her CHAKRA just to stall the time for SUFFY &

RACH. Even if it meant the end, it would be better than being one of the zombies, or being

eaten by them...
KATON! GOU KYAKKU NO JUTSU! SHI NE!
Everything burns and the whole FC5 explodes. VON goes to join dead crew.

Meanwhile, the crazy stairs up to Singtel Tower are being climbed by RACH & FAIRUZ, both

supporting SUFFY. No choice. Have to climb..

And they finally reach the top.. The chopper personnel aims a gun at them..

"IDENTIFY IF YOUR ALIVE!"
How to!? wtf?!
"Crap.. I'm not prepared for the code.. Hmm how.."- FAIRUZ
Just then..
"BURP!"
"You're clear to go!"

Seems like the code was to burp. anyway SUFFY, RACH & FAIRUZ get out.. And they just look at

the mess of SP.. Everything in flames.. Well, their friends are dead.. And all for them to

get out of here..

Will this madness ever end.. Well.. It does seem so for now.. But being the only few

survivors, it would seem like a nightmare.. For a very long time.

END.. of the entire story.

anticlimax: and we all woke up.. it was CC LESSON! we just watched the whole of resident

evil. we all woke up with a start..

fooled ya. hahaha dun believe me.. it was just a failed joke.

gene: i finally finished the story guys.. it rox doesnt it! well i tink oso.. thx for the

support and idea contribution! i will come up with another series of stories involving us..

possibilities:

BATTLE ROYALE
NARUTO
FINAL FANTASY
INITIAL D

tt.. will be all..

editor von: haha great work dude~~ but I died so wrongly la wth @%$*&^%$#)

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